You cannot have my booty.
(But for real, tho. I have no idea as to who you are)
Hold up, when did tumblr get a timeline? I thought that was just a facebook attribute?
Well, thank you for your kind words, anon, though I find your attraction to my skintone and “style” rather funny/interesting. Also, I’m not sure what you mean by style because I have none (unless you count a closet full of h&m basics and the zara clearance rack as “style”), but I’ll take it.
I HAVE TWO GOD DAMN EXAMS.
I HAVEN’T HAD AN EXAM SINCE I WAS A SOPHOMORE (we’re going to ignore my stats course because it was so easy that it genuinely felt like I was back in undergrad. Thanks, Jarvis).
Wow, that was quick. You can see my shitty selfies under the “mon-visage” tag of my blog. I don’t like taking pictures of myself, tbh. It’s not a self-esteem thing; I just don’t enjoy being in front of the camera all that much.
I hate running into articles that I can tell that I gave up on. Like, the first few pages are highlighted and then the amount of yellow drops off to nothing as I obviously went, “fuck it.” while reading the text. This is not helping me for my exam next week (I still can’t believe I have a god damn exam. I am a graduate student, the fuck am I taking tests for?).
Here, have some shitty pictures of Albert. I don’t remember which song the first picture was taken during, but the second picture was during The Boss Americana, if I’m remembering correctly.
Taken from a speech given on April 27, 1969.
Gentrification is real…omg.
Texas state Sen. Leticia Van de Putte (D) announced her bid for lieutenant governor on Saturday. Speaking at the San Antonio College gymnasium before hundreds of supporters, Van de Putte made her plans to join Sen. Wendy Davis (D-Fort Worth) on the campaign trail official.
Fuck yeah! Let’s not forget state Sen. Leticia Van de Putte who helped Wendy Davis during her filibuster of the abortion law!
Famous for her great line, “At what point must a female senator raise her hand or her voice to be recognized over her male colleagues?”
You’ve got some great ladies running, Texas.
DYING OF HAPPINESS
You don’t really understand how much of a battle this will be.
Julian, Instant Crush
Watching this video truly seemed as if Warren Fu was like, “Julian, do you.” and that’s exactly what happened.
Breaking Bad meme: characters [2/??]"uhm, i used to be a beat cop a long time ago. now i’d get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years. but there was this one guy, this one piece of shit, that i will never forget. Gordy. he looked like Bo Svenson. remember him? "Walking Tall"? you don’t remember? anyway, big boy. 270, 280. but his wife, or whatever she was, a lady, she was real small, like a bird. wrists like little branches. anyway, my partner and i get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say, "c’mon, tonight’s the night. press charges." and this wasn’t one of those "deep down he really loves me" set ups, we get a lot of those, but not this. this girl was scared. she wasn’t gonna cross him no way, no how. nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in the car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank, he sleeps it off, next morning out he goes back home. one night, my partner is out sick and it’s just me. then the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. broken nose in the shower kind of thing. so i cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my backseat humming "Danny Boy." and it just rubbed me the wrong way. so instead of left, i go right, out into nowhere, and i kneel him down and i put my revolver in his mouth and i told him, "this is it. this is how it ends." and he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s gonna leave her alone, screaming as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. and i told him to be quiet and i needed to think about what i was gonna do here. and of course he got quiet. goes still and real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. and we just stood there for a while, me acting like i’m thinking things over and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. after a few minutes i took the gun out of his mouth and i say so help me if you ever touch her again, and such and such and such and blah and blah and blah blah blah blah blah. of course. just trying to do the right thing. but two weeks later he killed her. of course. caved her in with the base of Waring blender. we got there and there was so much blood you can taste the metal. the moral of the story is i chose a half measure when i should have gone all the way. i’ll never make that mistake again. no more half measures, Walter.
but people who get all ‘think of the children!’ when you mention putting queer characters in kids shows piss me off so much
because I am thinking of the children
the queer children who are living in a world that tells them they are wrong at every turn, that denies their existence and refuses to allow them a happy ending
I’m thinking of those children